createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,

Reflection Train Wreck

This morning, in the restroom at work, I gazed at my reflection in the mirror while washing my hands and was horrified! All the hair on one side of my head had fallen out of my hair clip, there was a streak of blue ink across my cheek and an inexplicable piece of string was hanging from my bottom lip!!!

I can't believe my co-workers didn't say anything to me. They allowed me to sit at my desk all morning in such a state! I mean, what the fuck, man?

Okay, I made up the ink streak part for dramatic effect....oh, and the hair thing too. And I lied about the string......BUT STILL!
Tags: humor

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