BF: "No, it will be just like prison -- he'll learn how to be an even worse dog."
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ME: "I want to explore abandoned structures and take photos.
BF: "Isn't that like trespassing? I don't know if my inner Ned Flanders will allow that."
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BF: "Do you want to go out for breakfast this morning?"
ME: "Sure."
BF: "Would you bring me back something too?"
