More Funny Stuff From The Boyfriend's Mouth

Apr. 15th, 2006 at 9:37 AM

ME: "I think we should put your crack monkey dog in the pound for a few days, teach him a lesson."

BF: "No, it will be just like prison -- he'll learn how to be an even worse dog."

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ME: "I want to explore abandoned structures and take photos.

BF: "Isn't that like trespassing? I don't know if my inner Ned Flanders will allow that."

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BF: "Do you want to go out for breakfast this morning?"

ME: "Sure."

BF: "Would you bring me back something too?"

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posteverything

Apr. 15th, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC)

Laughed out loud on the 3rd one..that was pretty dang smooth.

I think I like this dude.

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thedeepgreensea

Apr. 15th, 2006 07:55 pm (UTC)

The third one is the best, but you wouldn't like him...he hardly ever comes on to guys, and what's the point of having an LJ if you're not going to be experimental online and then tell the person you're dating that you were just joking around?

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posteverything

Apr. 15th, 2006 08:00 pm (UTC)

I'm afraid you're mistaken, Dennis. It's the '80s and Tone-Loc is down with the ladies.

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thejuicyone

Apr. 15th, 2006 10:08 pm (UTC)

hahaha reminds me of those silly fwds i get in my e-mail!

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welfy

Apr. 16th, 2006 05:34 pm (UTC)

Bwahahaha! I like him already.

I guess I don't have an inner Ned Flanders when it comes to exploring abandoned places. As long as we're not hurting anything or looting the place, not disrupting the environment, it can't be harming anyone.

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