createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,
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Sweet Dreams are Made of This...

Last night I dreamt I was in a drug treatment center. Ashton Kutcher was there, too. He was there for sex addiction and he kept trying to have sex with me, but I was too shy to do it. But I did let him dry hump me a little bit.
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