createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,

Babies and Goth-Chicks

Today I hung out with a friend who gave birth to twins 3 months ago. I was peed and puked on. My friend is kind-of goth and witchy. She wants to have a costume wedding. She asked me if I would be a bridesmaid and dress as one of the witches from a movie called Hocus-Pocus.

I told her that's against my religion.

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