createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,

Random Hilariousness Coming From the Boyfriend's Mouth

BF: "I want to start brewing my own beer."

ME: "I don't think we should start any new hobbies until my job situation stabilizes."

BF: "FINE!!! I'm gonna build my Solar Death Ray, then. I'm gonna build this!"

(This is the first I'd ever heard about his desire to build a Solar Death Ray)


ME: "I'm going to do a load of whites now."

BF: "That's racist."
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