"Until morale improves, the beatings will continue." -porcelain72
"Jesus loves you. It's the rest of us who think you're an asshole." -pinkfloyd63
"Paranoid people...they're everywhere." -Bert & Bene Torres
"The lottery scares the hell out of me." -Beth
"Back the hell away from the donuts AND the news." -Cathy
"If it has tires or testicles you're gonna have trouble with it." -?
"Start your own political party. Like, 'The Free Pizza Party.'"
"Close the damn door! Can't you see I am knitting!"
"Ask me any question about Buffalo, I know everything there is to know about Buffalo [NY]." -Bene
"What's the population?" -me
"Too fucking many." -Bene
"When was it founded?"
"A long fucking time ago." -Bene