createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,

Night Twitches

You know how dogs, when they're sleeping, will sometimes have dreams and they'll start to whimper and twitch their legs, like they're chasing something?

Well, apparently last night I was whimpering and twitching in my sleep so my boyfriend leans over and whispers into my ear, "You get that rabbit! Get it good!"

He's lucky I didn't wake up and skin his ass, hang his foot from a keychain for good luck.
Tags: funny boyfriend quotes

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