createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,
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Night Twitches

You know how dogs, when they're sleeping, will sometimes have dreams and they'll start to whimper and twitch their legs, like they're chasing something?

Well, apparently last night I was whimpering and twitching in my sleep so my boyfriend leans over and whispers into my ear, "You get that rabbit! Get it good!"

He's lucky I didn't wake up and skin his ass, hang his foot from a keychain for good luck.
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