

You know how whenever you're at a show there's always some super happy drunk chick with ruddy cheeks, grinning ear to ear, falling out of her low-cut whatever and dancing 'round like she just don't care? Well there was one of those there doing her drunk twirl thing near me when she inevitably barrelled into a group of by-standers and fell on her face. I wanted to yell, "Stand back! We've got a ho down! We've got a ho down!".

Super happy drunk chick not pictured