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*dirty-dish-piling-up disorder
*compulsive-snooze-button-pressing disorder
*fear-of-running-out-of-toilet-paper disorder
*compulsive used-book-buying disorder
*infrequent-leg-shaving disorder
*compulsive exaggeration disorder
*fear-of-religious-pamphlet disorder
*blaming-bad-smells-on-the-dog disorder
*the-end-of-the-world-will-come-before-I-have-to-pay-this-bill disorder
*coffee addiction
*ice-cream addiction
*coffee-flavored ice-cream addiction


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Mar. 19th, 2005 07:52 pm (UTC)
haha...I have most of those too
Mar. 19th, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC)
Oh my gosh, your disorders are totally my disorders. Especially the end of the world disorder.
Mar. 19th, 2005 08:11 pm (UTC)
You forgot:
*excessive-flatulence disorder
Mar. 19th, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
No Dear, that's your dog.
Mar. 19th, 2005 08:23 pm (UTC)
I have

1, 3, 5 (change it to face), 6, and 7....
Mar. 19th, 2005 08:54 pm (UTC)
Sounds a lot like me. Except the snooze button one. I am always ready to get up.

Oh, and even though leg shaving isn't really something I would consider, we'll say I have an "infrequent-face-shaving disorder. Yes, it's still 1985 and I'm Don Johnson. Or George Michael.
Mar. 19th, 2005 08:59 pm (UTC)
Oh, then you have the very rare "always-ready-to-get-up disorder." I wish I had that one.
Mar. 20th, 2005 02:03 am (UTC)
There is a down side. Along with it comes the "always-too-tired-to-acclomplish-much" disorder.
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Mar. 20th, 2005 12:01 am (UTC)
How could I forget my psycho-bitch disorder!

The singing-weird-songs-about-tofutti is actually a rare talent and not a disorder, thank-you very much!

Don't even get me started on my syndromes. That's another list entirely.
Mar. 19th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
yup yup yup
have to admit to sharing most of these disfunctionalities (is that a word?)--must substitute cat for dog, though (and this doesn't work most of the time since it's a fake cat)
Mar. 20th, 2005 12:02 am (UTC)
Re: yup yup yup
Blaming things on a fake cat would fall into the delusions catagory. That's another list too!
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