createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,
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Quotes

ME: "Those kids saw you scratching your balls just now."

BOYFRIEND: "Well, I hope they learned something, then."

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ME: "I just read somewhere that Albuquerque is number 37 on a list
of the most stressful places to live in the U.S.

BOYFRIEND: "What's so stressful about living in Albuquerque? Trying to
remember how to spell it?"
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  • These Have to be Documented, You Know....

    ME: "You're going to bed now?!? It's only 7:30 pm!" BF: "I'm tired. I barely got any sleep at work today."

  • Makes Me Laugh

    Me: "I think anyone who has a shred of integrity and is aware of how Goldman Sachs, MorganStanley, AIG, Merrill Lynch and others in the financial…

  • Him, Again

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