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The KK Experience

Has anybody tried that new Krispy Kreme Donut diet? I've been on it for two days now and I feel like pure hell! Plus, I don't think I've lost a bit of weight.

Seriously though, I should be forced to wear a scarlet letter "D". I should be paraded about town and made a mockery of. I should be tarred and feathered. I should be put into stocks. No one should be allowed to eat as many donuts as I've eaten in the last 48 hours. I should be taken out and shot.

So, because I'm so grossed out with myself, I'm getting rid of my T.V. I mean, going on a 48 hour donut binge is one thing, but doing it while watching episode after episode of "Celebrities Uncensored?" That's just vile.

I'm not even really sure what happened because I blacked out after my sixth cruller. When I came to, I was naked and covered with carmel filling. There was also some strange, fat guy with powdered-sugar all over his face passed out on my bathroom floor. I am so disgusted I'm not even talking to myself right now (not to mention that fat guy).



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Apr. 26th, 2004 06:36 pm (UTC)
Krispy Kreme is made from crack-cocaine! Didn't you know that? It's like, 100 times more addictive than Dunkin Donuts.
Don't get rid of your TV for God's sake!! If you get rid of your TV then the terrorists have won. Is that what you want?
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