createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,

Makes Me Laugh

Me: "I think anyone who has a shred of integrity and is aware of how Goldman Sachs, MorganStanley, AIG, Merrill Lynch and others in the financial sector knowingly defrauded investors and reaped huge profits that ended up costing millions of people their jobs and homes, supports what the Occupy Wall Street Movement is trying to do."

Him: "Spark up another one hippie, while I get my pepper spray."
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