createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,
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createdestiny

Him, Again

calls me at work

BF: What are you doing?

ME: Eating cake.

HIM: Why are you eating cake?!?! (jealous)

ME: Because it's my boss's boss's 20th anniversary with the company.

HIM: But why do you get cake?

ME: Because somebody got her a cake and we all get a piece.

HIM: Sounds like a communist thing to me.
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