My cat is USING me for food, I just know it.
Some people donate their bodies to science when they die. I want to donate mine to art. Maybe they can find a cure for ripped canvas or put an end to trendy monster art.
I had Doritos for lunch today. In my car. In a gas station parking lot. I blame my emotionally-detached cat.
I feel like I have to get on board with every new e-trend/gadget that comes out or I'll fall behind and end up a clueless old woman wandering the streets unable to interact with the rest of society who will by then be communicating with micro-chips in their clit-piercings or something. It'll be called Clittering.
I was explaining the above fear to my parents and they said, "What is Twittering?" Clearly it's too late for them. Must. Save. Self.
Some people donate their bodies to science when they die. I want to donate mine to art. Maybe they can find a cure for ripped canvas or put an end to trendy monster art.
I had Doritos for lunch today. In my car. In a gas station parking lot. I blame my emotionally-detached cat.
I feel like I have to get on board with every new e-trend/gadget that comes out or I'll fall behind and end up a clueless old woman wandering the streets unable to interact with the rest of society who will by then be communicating with micro-chips in their clit-piercings or something. It'll be called Clittering.
I was explaining the above fear to my parents and they said, "What is Twittering?" Clearly it's too late for them. Must. Save. Self.
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"I had to write it that way, I only have 140 characters!"
Whatever.
It's ok... old people think Twitter is stupid.
See? I'm just too hip and young and apparently, illiterate to use LJ.
I've made maybe 4 comments on it in that time.
I'm not impressed with it.
Color me old.
this is hilarious.
clittering.
my cat might use me for food, though i still have hope.
i read in my car on my lunch break. eh.
p.s. of course your cat is using you. that's what their alien kind does. they also suck our brains from our ears. in tiny, tiny doses. it all powers the mothership.
Clittering and iClit are oh so special.