createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,
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It's Been a Rough Week, Haven't Been this Drunk Since I was a Teenager...might puke

4 glasses of Pinot Grigio (aka "Greasy Penis")
2 Otter Pops
1 Captain Morgan with Coke
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Dear Stephen Colbert:

Thank you for having Ira Glass on your show. I would have enjoyed your show much more if you had leaned across that table, slowly removed his glasses and tongue-kissed him ever so sweetly. Please do this next time he's on your show. I will name my vagina after you if you do.

God bless.

your # 95,728,531,403,832 fan
Dorothea
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