2 Otter Pops
1 Captain Morgan with Coke
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Dear Stephen Colbert:
Thank you for having Ira Glass on your show. I would have enjoyed your show much more if you had leaned across that table, slowly removed his glasses and tongue-kissed him ever so sweetly. Please do this next time he's on your show. I will name my vagina after you if you do.
God bless.
your # 95,728,531,403,832 fan
Dorothea