Upon this discovery I began cussing and stomping around, when I suddenly hear this same blasted cat howling from someplace inside my apartment.
After much fuckedupness, it was discovered that this iniquitous feline had attempted to escape through the swamp cooler and was now stuck inside said swamp cooler's cylindrical innards in the most astonishing and entirely fucked-up way!
And when I say "stuck" and "fucked-up", I mean stuck and fucked-up!
It took three men and 45 minutes to figure how to get this blasted intruder out of my swamp cooler!
My pet door has now been permanently sealed and from henceforth, all mutant and foriegn cats not belonging to me, who dare to approach my mean cat-lady dwelling will be mercilessly squirted with water from a spray bottle!!!
