createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,
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createdestiny

Straight From the Horse's Mouth

BF: I have the hiccups.

ME: I know a fail-proof cure for hiccups.

BF: Do I have to stick something up my anus? Because I already fell for that one once.
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