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Sit Back Babydoll and I'll Rock the Cot

What in the hey-ail are they doing to my girl Maddow? Is that blue shadow I see? And her hair? It's getting lighter and wavy or something. LEAVE HER ALONE YOU FASCIST MAKE-UP AND HAIR PEOPLE AT MSNBC! STOP FEMMING UP MY BUTCH GIRL! Gah!

You know....I'm just going to say it: I love Diablo Cody. I don't care who knows it. I wanna get Showtime just so I can watch that new show she's writing for, The United States of Tara. Come on! A Mom with multiple personalities? The sky is the limit with this shit:

My horn is chaffed from tootin' it so damn much this week. Do other people have to do this: write up a review of your own job performance? I guess it beats having to listen to your boss read off a laundry list of your fuck-ups. But I'm a modest gal and I find this to be a loathsome task.

Don't you wish you could be in Dupont Circle in D.C. on Inauguration Night, ritualistically cleansing Bush from D.C. with burning sage? Maybe I'll just light up a smudge stick here and blow the smoke eastward.

You just can't trust photography anymore. I realize that photos could be manipulated before the onset of the digital age, but it's just so out of hand now. Everything's photoshopped to an absurd level of unrealistic beauty and or ugliness, from landscape scenes and fashion magazines to images of devastation in the Middle East and Amy Winehouse's face. And now this: Madonna's NSFW 80's crotch. Now you know that ain't real! They cloned a clob of bear fur up in there! Come on! Not even the bearded lady had a bearded taco that bearded.


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Jan. 17th, 2009 03:46 am (UTC)
I've seen that picture of her before...I don't remember her being so hirsute.

Jan. 17th, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
Yeah, I think I've seen it before too, and they added some stuff. I just want the truth about Madonna's 80's crotch!
Jan. 17th, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC)
Real women don't shave
It's her crotch, leave it alone, or I'll tell your boy friend.
Thanks for the clip on "The United States of Tara", almost makes me want to get cable just for Show Time. I'll look forward to it on DVD.
Jan. 17th, 2009 08:15 pm (UTC)
I was a kid on the farm when that issue of Playboy came out, and my creepy stepdad bought it, so I did have a chance to see it, and back then the whole shaving thing wasn't really as ubiquitous as it is now, so I vote 'authentic' on that photo, and I think the armpit hair kinda confirms what her body is capable of producing in the privates :0
Jan. 18th, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
That show looks great! Wish I had Showtime.
Jan. 18th, 2009 06:22 pm (UTC)
this is the ad that's on all of my netflix envelopes. it's so frustrating, because i'll never get cable.
Jan. 20th, 2009 07:01 pm (UTC)
Don't think I'll be clicking on anything in this post, but yeah, photography has changed. A picture is worth a thousand words, but these days, modification will tell you what those words are.
Jan. 21st, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
You're a wise man for resisting the clicking.
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