createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,

Freakin' Cats

So, one of my cats is kind-of neurotic. He doesn't like to eat alone, so he won't eat unless I'm putzin' around in the kitchen or my other cat is with him.

The past few nights he's taken to pulling my sheets off me while I'm sleeping and meowing incessantly until I go into the kitchen with him and pet him and sweet talk to him while he grabs a bite to eat.

He's got me by the balls. Guess that means I'm pussy whipped.

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