bf: Yes, he's gay.
me: How do you know?
bf: He blew me once.
My cat is USING me for food, I just know it. Some people donate their bodies to science when they die. I want to donate mine to art. Maybe they can…
I wanna to be a vegan terrorist because I'm opposed to stuff an' stuff. I'm like an anti-anti-antivist. And a pro anti prohibitist. I wanna tattoo a…
So I pull into the parking lot at work this morning looking fabulous because I just got a haircut and highlights and I park my car and I'm walking…