We Blow

Jul. 29th, 2008 at 9:10 PM

ME: "Were you ever a Boy Scout?" (Asked while boyfriend was building the most illogical campfire known to man).

HIM: "No, I was a Webelo for a while, though. I don't remember much about it, just that we sacrificed a goat and we were all standing around holding candles and chanting to Satan."

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welfy

Jul. 30th, 2008 04:23 am (UTC)

I love your boyfriend stories. :^)

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ygolonac

Jul. 30th, 2008 04:30 am (UTC)

Pssht. My 'illogical' camp fire kicked ass. Your pyramid style of campfire building is weak sauce.

When our ancestors discovered fire on the plains of Africa all those years ago, you can bet it was a MAN that figured out how to make campfires. And he promptly bbq-ed some mastodon ribs after he got it lit. A short while after that another dude discovered how to ferment grain and made the first beer.

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createdestiny

Jul. 30th, 2008 04:45 am (UTC)

Your campfire skills remind me of the Bush administration. Blowing your whole wad for a Texas-sized monster truck fire when we've only got a small amount of wood that needs to last for four days. Ever hear of conservation, buddy? How about sustainability?

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