createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,
createdestiny
createdestiny

Suck it, yo.

bf: How'd your Yoga class go?

me: I was lost 80% of the time. The instructor sucked at explaining things.

bf: Next time just shout out, English! Motherfucker! Do you speak it?

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bf: What are you going to do if your ride doesn't show up tomorrow?

me: Call someone else, I guess.

bf: The important thing is that you don't come to me with your problems.
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