createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,
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createdestiny

What to do when nobody wishes you a happy birthday

When I was at the Modest Mouse show Friday night I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that said, "Happy Birthday to ME motherfucker."

It looked like he had designed it himself with a Sharpie.
"ME" was underlined three times.
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