createdestiny (createdestiny) wrote,

Time to Break Out the Quotes Again

BF: "I'm sick of your psycho cat!"

ME: "She was abandoned as a kitten!"

BF: "That excuse is only going to work for so long. Sooner or later she's gonna have to take responsibility for her actions."


ME: "My favorite word is dignity."

BF: "Mine's pizza."


ME: "You left the sprinkler on all night!"

BF: *turns to dog* "Damnit, Tattoo, you left the sprinkler on all night!"
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