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The Chico News & Review's Fiction 59 Contest

So, every year Chico's weekly Arts & Entertainment rag has a contest called "Fiction 59." The idea is to write a piece of fiction using EXACTLY 59 words (title not included).

This is the first time I've ever submitted anything for this contest. I didn't even get an honorable mention. Wah.

The following 3 entries are my submissions to this contest.
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    My cat is USING me for food, I just know it. Some people donate their bodies to science when they die. I want to donate mine to art. Maybe they can…

  • Drunk Smack 'n' Smack Minus the Drunk Part

    I wanna to be a vegan terrorist because I'm opposed to stuff an' stuff. I'm like an anti-anti-antivist. And a pro anti prohibitist. I wanna tattoo a…

  • High-Fiber Diet of F*ck and Run-On Sentences

    So I pull into the parking lot at work this morning looking fabulous because I just got a haircut and highlights and I park my car and I'm walking…

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