Funny Quote from my Dad:
ME: "Have you tried any herbal remedies for your insomnia?"
DAD: "Just coffee."
Funny Quote from the BF:
ME: "Can you hand me my purse?"
BF: "Which one? The girly one or the lesbian explorer one?"
ME: "You're going to bed now?!? It's only 7:30 pm!" BF: "I'm tired. I barely got any sleep at work today."
Me: "I think anyone who has a shred of integrity and is aware of how Goldman Sachs, MorganStanley, AIG, Merrill Lynch and others in the financial…
calls me at work BF: What are you doing? ME: Eating cake. HIM: Why are you eating cake?!?! (jealous) ME: Because it's my boss's…