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More Funny Quotes From The Boyfriend

ME: "I need you to help me move the couch so I can vacuum back here."

BF: (indignant) "I'm eating cheesy buns and watching a video of a monkey riding a horse right now."

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ME: "We need to check the tire pressure on the van."

BF: "You're such a diesel dyke."

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ME: "Stop picking that thing on your leg or it will grow into a dick."

BF: "I hope so. Then I can quit my job and change my name to Two Dick Dirk and make money off the internet."

***(later, as we're driving past a meadow on the way to Naked Lake)***

BF: "If the end of the world comes, I'm just going to come up to this meadow and live here."

ME: "Well, if that happens, I'll make you a sign that says, 'Two Dick Dirk's Apocalyptic Meadow'."

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posteverything
Aug. 13th, 2006 02:23 am (UTC)
It looks like Springtime is all year long with you kids.
sardonic_artery
Aug. 13th, 2006 05:13 am (UTC)
You should get him to do a sound byte for a "Build-a-Bear".

But with you two that could end badly.
metalgypsy
Aug. 13th, 2006 05:49 am (UTC)
that's funny because everytime wonder if there's a baby in David's tummy, he gets excited thinking of the money he could make off of it if that happened. (re: the thing turning into a dick)
stephanietberry
Sep. 4th, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC)
Would you mind if I friended you? I can't remember how I found your journal, but every once in awhile I stop by (because your userid is so easy to remember) and you always make me laugh, especially with these me/bf interludes!
~stephanie
createdestiny
Sep. 5th, 2006 06:22 am (UTC)
Add away!
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