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The Joy of Discovery

When you're going to the bathroom and you realize that you are out of toilet paper, whatever you do, don't use a Glass Plus Multi-Surface Wipe. It's just not worth it.

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createdestiny
Dec. 12th, 2005 02:01 am (UTC)
Yeah, dude. I got desperate.
saladbar
Dec. 12th, 2005 02:16 am (UTC)
Better than nothing I guess...

Unless you do it the indian way.
ridiculicious
Dec. 12th, 2005 02:45 am (UTC)
Har Har Har.
thedeepgreensea
Dec. 12th, 2005 02:59 am (UTC)
beautiful
ladymorgaine
Dec. 12th, 2005 05:51 am (UTC)
My boyfriend said the same exact thing about snow. I suppose that only applies to going outside, but the result was the same "not worth it" experience.
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createdestiny
Dec. 12th, 2005 09:36 pm (UTC)
No, it wasn't. Now I need chapstick for my butthole.
robin_rule
Dec. 15th, 2005 08:21 am (UTC)
addy
hey chiclets, would you feel comfortable sending yr mailing addy to me so i could mail you a small christmas present?
love robin

myjennywren@hotmail.com
createdestiny
Dec. 15th, 2005 12:49 pm (UTC)
Re: addy
Sure thing.
metalgypsy
Dec. 19th, 2005 05:48 am (UTC)
i'm sorry, i just can't stop cracking up about this...but, that is so sad! uh.

anyways- keep a phone book closeby- the pages work great when you're in a bind.

there's always the Synthesis too! (as long as it's not my work you're wiping on!)
createdestiny
Dec. 19th, 2005 10:30 pm (UTC)
I've told a few people that I was drunk when I did it, but that's a lie! The really sad part is that there's a container of baby wipes in there and I could have used those, but I didn't think of that.
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