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ME: "Those kids saw you scratching your balls just now."

BOYFRIEND: "Well, I hope they learned something, then."

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ME: "I just read somewhere that Albuquerque is number 37 on a list
of the most stressful places to live in the U.S.

BOYFRIEND: "What's so stressful about living in Albuquerque? Trying to
remember how to spell it?"

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killbillydeluxe
Mar. 7th, 2005 04:32 pm (UTC)
You are awesome.

That is all.
killbillydeluxe
Mar. 7th, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
Boyfriend too!
digbee
Mar. 7th, 2005 06:55 pm (UTC)
I have only been to Alburquerque once And I got lost for about an hour, it was a few years ago and we were on a road trip and the freeway conection was under construction so we had to go survace streets. I swear the road signs were put up by untrained monkeys, there would be six in one block then none for a mile or so. Also it was about 9 in the evening and we hadn't had dinner, nothing was open. so maybe its only stressful to drive through it.
digbee
Mar. 7th, 2005 06:56 pm (UTC)
oh and I don't think I could spell alburquerque if my life depended on it. :)
createdestiny
Mar. 7th, 2005 07:37 pm (UTC)
Well, that sucks. I lived in Albuquerque for a while and I loved it.
digbee
Mar. 7th, 2005 07:41 pm (UTC)
I think I would have liked it much better if I hadn't been tired, lost and hungry. I liked new mexico in general, I will have to give it another chance, I think we will be doing another road trip through again in a few months.
dietcokehed
Mar. 7th, 2005 10:06 pm (UTC)
So where is the number one most stressful place to live? I wouldn't want to move there not knowing....

And what is up with guys and ball scratching?! I mean, can't they like, turn around, or wait? The itch can't possibly be THAT bad, and if it is, maybe they need a doctor...or a shave...
ygolonac
Mar. 8th, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
You're just jealous cause you don't have any balls to scratch.
bug_311
Mar. 8th, 2005 02:24 am (UTC)
Ew ew ew ew ew.... I'd rather have boobs than balls.
dietcokehed
Mar. 8th, 2005 04:53 am (UTC)
Yeah, me too...I like my inards to actually BE inards. I don't want no dingleballs a dangling.
createdestiny
Mar. 8th, 2005 01:34 pm (UTC)
Yeah, if I had balls I'd probably kill myself.


"I don't know how you guys can walk around with those things."*

*(stolen from Elaine on Seinfeld)
ygolonac
Mar. 8th, 2005 05:01 pm (UTC)
They do add a certain jauntiness to one's stride.
thedeepgreensea
Mar. 8th, 2005 12:04 am (UTC)
I bet it's the traffic...I can't figure out what else it could be...then again, 37 is pretty far down the list, you know? Although a quick search shows it's only #61 in population. So that seems high. I'm guessing it's the traffic because two interstates come together in town and it's a shitty connection.

Or, it may be they are jealous--that area is really pretty, but if you drive like 90 minutes up the road to Santa Fe, that is SUPER PRETTY--so maybe they are jealous.
lcurtis
Mar. 8th, 2005 04:42 pm (UTC)
this conversation is "nuts".
createdestiny
Mar. 8th, 2005 11:25 pm (UTC)
Ha!
starsilhouette
Mar. 16th, 2005 08:26 am (UTC)
LMAO!!

:-D
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