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Weird Beliefs I Had as a Kid...

1. If a person loses a limb in an accident there is no need to worry because it will grow back.

2. The earth is flat. Adults only say it's round because they are stupid.

3. A person's mind is located right below their rib cage and all thoughts arise from this region.

4. America is the greatest country ever because our flag has the best colors and we have freedom and stuff.

5. God is 100% good and nobody needs to worry about anything. This is (was) plain as day.

6. Some people have gills and can breathe underwater. I was one of them.

7. If you try to make a phone call and dial the wrong number you will be put in jail.

8. T.V. programs are made by camera crews who sneak up on people and film whatever they are doing. This is how all the episodes of Little House on the Prairie and Emergency One were filmed.

9. If you hit your head really hard on something it will crack open like a coconut.

10. If you swallow an apple seed then apples will grow in your stomach.

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myasma
Jul. 31st, 2004 10:42 am (UTC)
these are so cool!
sweetspyder
Jul. 31st, 2004 10:43 am (UTC)
If you swallow your gum it won't digest for seven years. At least thats what my mother told me.


Imagine a watermelon seed.lol!
createdestiny
Jul. 31st, 2004 01:25 pm (UTC)
Swallowing watermelon seeds is how people get pregnant.
sweetspyder
Aug. 1st, 2004 05:55 pm (UTC)
Oh my! hehehe. I must not be fertile otherwise I would have baby watermelons running around everywhere. ;)
blackmailpress
Jul. 31st, 2004 01:23 pm (UTC)
My grandfather actually had me convinced that Spam was a species of miniture pigs.
createdestiny
Jul. 31st, 2004 01:25 pm (UTC)
Gross. No wonder you're a vegetarian.
ygolonac
Jul. 31st, 2004 03:42 pm (UTC)
You were not completely wrong.

1: It's true, but it takes a reeeeeally long time. Most peope die before the limb grows back.

2: The earth is flat, but adults say it's round cause they have no imagination, not because they are stupid.

3: This is correct.

4: Correct again. Stuff encompasses a lot of ... stuff though. Like, John Wayne, 65 Mustangs, California and pizza, to name a few.

5: I don't want to discuss religion.

6: Partially true. Some people do have gills and can live underwater, you, however, are not one of them. Sorry.

7: True, but not just any wrong number. THE wrong number will have very rude men in dark suits and sunglasses at your door.

8: This is false. It only seems that way when you watch the results on tv. Perfectly understandable that you thought this though.

9: I think you are wrong on this one.

10: As another_butter said, it's actually watermelon seeds. There might be a geographical variance though.
createdestiny
Jul. 31st, 2004 07:40 pm (UTC)
Um, excuse me? I believe I did have gills, mmmmmkay? As I grew older I lost them though, so I have no proof now.
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