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Time For More Funny Quotes From the Mister

ME: "I need more water."
BF: "More water!?! This stuff doesn't grow on trees, you know."

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calls me at work

ME: "Hello?"
BF: "I told your cat to pack her bags."
ME: "Why?"
BF: "Because she's a lay-about."

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as we're driving past an Adopt-a-Highway sign that says "Dads Against Meth."

BF: "Yeah, well the other side of the highway was adopted by 'Dads On Meth' and it's a lot cleaner."

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BF: "Did your cat come back?"
ME: "Yes."
BF: "Was she covered with burrs and raccoon semen?"

Comments

( 8 comments — Leave a comment )
somethinghead
May. 11th, 2008 02:48 am (UTC)
The "Dads on meth" comment is the funniest thing of the week.
theodicy
May. 11th, 2008 03:47 am (UTC)
Snark Attacks!
Dads on Meth! Bwah! FTW.
bug_311
May. 12th, 2008 03:42 am (UTC)
I heart Dirk.
sardonic_artery
May. 12th, 2008 05:35 pm (UTC)
I'm going to steal your boyfriend. For jokes, not romance.
ygolonac
May. 13th, 2008 12:20 am (UTC)
Ass, Grass or Gas, nobody gets jokes for free!
sardonic_artery
May. 13th, 2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
After that comment, I think I've paid my dues. Come hither.
createdestiny
May. 14th, 2008 04:02 am (UTC)
Ha ha!

metalgypsy
Jun. 1st, 2008 07:37 am (UTC)
maybe the funniest guy ever
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