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Time to Break Out the Quotes Again

BF: "I'm sick of your psycho cat!"

ME: "She was abandoned as a kitten!"

BF: "That excuse is only going to work for so long. Sooner or later she's gonna have to take responsibility for her actions."

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ME: "My favorite word is dignity."

BF: "Mine's pizza."

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ME: "You left the sprinkler on all night!"

BF: *turns to dog* "Damnit, Tattoo, you left the sprinkler on all night!"

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ygolonac
Jun. 30th, 2007 09:01 am (UTC)
Thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all week.

(I'm funnier in person. When I get comfortable being around you)
bardcat
Jun. 30th, 2007 02:19 pm (UTC)
Hilarious!
90_percent_sure
Jun. 30th, 2007 02:43 pm (UTC)
Nothing better than living in a funny house. Funny makes life worth living.

Could you imagine:
You: you left the sprinkler on all night.
BF: Gosh. Sorry. I'll remember to not do that next time.

Yeah, no thanks.
createdestiny
Jun. 30th, 2007 03:50 pm (UTC)
Exactly.
nodressrehersal
Jun. 30th, 2007 04:23 pm (UTC)
I missed reading these! Well, I didn't actually miss them until they popped up again, but then I realized I missed them. So I guess I really did miss them.
bug_311
Jul. 3rd, 2007 12:15 am (UTC)
If you ever get sick of him, maybe we can trade for a week. Mine's pretty funny, but not that good. :)
createdestiny
Jul. 3rd, 2007 02:47 am (UTC)
Mine just sits around and plays wow, so yeah, let's switch!
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