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The mysterous John Gage in the stolen food

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one day at Johns house his wife coreen was washing dishes the and saw that the bread was missing and asked John do you no where the bread is? no I have not said John. But John was

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the one to steal it. so he knew that coreen knew so he ran away in the car. and coreen cried every night and he came back but he was so fat because he ate all the food in the world.

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coreen was very mad becaue he was not as cute as he was. So she hit him on the head with a rollerpin untill he was thin and after that they kissed 1,000,000 times. THe End

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stephanietberry
Mar. 24th, 2007 11:52 pm (UTC)
This is delightful and delicious! Clearly you are an imaginative genius! It could be a great novel.
createdestiny
Mar. 25th, 2007 12:05 am (UTC)
Yeah, I'm sure Oprah would want to make it one of her book club selections.
stephanietberry
Mar. 25th, 2007 03:12 am (UTC)
I just love the part where she hit him on the head until he was thin! And how he ate all the food in the world--it sounds mythological, which is why I say novel it.
the_mongrel
Mar. 25th, 2007 12:25 am (UTC)
Dude that is awesome! Lucky that you saved your childhood writings.
badcouldbeverse
Mar. 25th, 2007 03:50 am (UTC)
More! more! This is darling.
createdestiny
Mar. 25th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
Really? Oh, good, because I have one more but I was afraid I was over-doing it.
ridiculicious
Mar. 25th, 2007 12:58 pm (UTC)
Those are awesome. I have some like that. And they all involve food somehow.
createdestiny
Mar. 25th, 2007 06:44 pm (UTC)
Can you post them? I'd love to see them.
langatmig
Mar. 25th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
"No plesle no!"

Haha, that's so fantastic!!
dietcokehed
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:26 pm (UTC)
Wow.

Dude.

That's all I have right now ;)
anodyne19148
Mar. 26th, 2007 02:14 pm (UTC)
That the hell?! That is hilarious!
thejuicyone
Mar. 26th, 2007 10:54 pm (UTC)
ahahaha i wish i still had mine, please post more if you have any!
sardonic_artery
Apr. 1st, 2007 02:56 am (UTC)
Crazy. That's how kid's writings are. I've been reading a 7-year old's lately.
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